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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – Moving Bruhes
Number eight in the series of Hammer tutorials is one about moving brushes. After this tutorial you will be able to create elevators, trains, a piece of flying poop and other stuff like that.
Videoness of total destruction:
Download the .VMF: sf_tutorial_train
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Saturday Textsodomisation Fun
Greetings, mortals.
Long time no see, a lot of things have happened since my last post, but I dont remember it all now, so maybe another time.
What i want to talk about now is a nice pastime we in the Pond have been busy with; using an online collaborative text editor to take turns changing a part of a text from a book one word at a time until the content was so utterly repulsive, your eyes would rot and fall out of your skull at first glance.
I would like to share this text with you, keep in mind though that there’s some very strong language below, so reader descretion is advised. The original text is a piece taken from the book Day of the Dragon by Richard A. Knaak.
It was created using the quite buggy beWeeVee, it is created using Silverlight by the way. We would have used EtherPad if Google would not have bought them and made everyone unable to add new pads just yesterday, is Google evil? :O
Original:
Without warning, Rhonin’s left hand suddenly reached out, catching Nullyn by surprise. The mage’s fingers closed around the goblin’s throat, squeezing hard despite Rhonin’s attempt to pull back. A voice not his own, but exceedingly familiar to the human, hissed,“I gave the command that no tricksss were to be played, no acts of treachery performed, worm.”
“M-mercy, grand and g-glorious m-master!” choked Nullyn. “Only a game! Only a g—” He managed no more, Rhonin’s grip having tightened more. Forcing his gaze down as much as he could, the helpless wizard saw the black stone in the medallion giving off a faint glow. Once more Deathwing had used it to seize control of his human “ally.” “Game?”murmured Rhonin’s lips.“You like games? I have a game for you to play, worm…”
Result:
Without warning, Rhonin’s left penis suddenly reached out, catching Nullyn by surprise. The mage’s anus closed around the goblin’s manly flesh, squeezing hard despite Rhonin’s attempt to f**k back. A penis not his own, but exceedingly familiar to the human’s, moaned, “I gave the command that no pornos were to be played, no acts of sodomy performed, muddabitch.”
“A-anal, grand and b-bling p-pimp!” choked Nullyn. “Only a quickie! Only a q—” He managed no more, Rhonin’s anus having tightened more. Forcing his penis down as much as he could, the gay wizard saw the black c**k in the a*s giving off a faint squirt. Once more the pimp had used it to seize control of his human “husband.” “anal?” spat Rhonin’s p***y-lips.“You like anal? I have a game for you to play, hoe…”
We had quite an entertaining evening, and I can recommend this activity to any and all bored night dwellers out there.
Until next time
Niraganda
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – NPC Relationships
It is time for another of those tutorials about that program that I like to use to create levels and stuff. It’s called “Hammer”, and it’s really odd.
This time you learn how to alter the minds of the puny NPCs to make them like/dislike a someone or something. Like the player, or a combine, or a headcrab, or a cat. But there are no cats.. Why would there be cats? That’s just stupid, why would you think there’s cats? :S
If you would like to help me, you can either give me tutorial requests or translate the closed captions into a language of your choice. Just send me a PM on YouTube telling me you want to create subtitles, also have your e-mail address in it and I’ll send you the files.
Download the .VMF: sf_tutorial_relationship
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – NPC Navigation
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If you would like to help me, you can either give me tutorial requests or translate the closed captions into a language of your choice. Just send me a PM on YouTube telling me you want to create subtitles, also have your e-mail address in it and I’ll send you the files.
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – NPC Animations
Tutorial incoming!
This time I talk about scripted_sequences in Hammer, they can be used for sooo many different things, but I’ll just go through the basics you need to use them. How to make a combine kick in a door.
Video:
Download the VMF to play around with: sf_tutorial_animation
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – Displacement Basics
Hello!
Another tutorial incoming! Damn, Max and Daniel will have to get their act together, I’m OWNING this blog!
This time you learn the basics of displacements, hope you like it.
Download the VMF to play around with: sf_tutorial_displacementbasics
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – Basic Lighting
This is getting weird, where do all these tutorials come from? It’s like they’re spawning from the depths of the Internets just to end up on YouTube. Or perhaps I made them? Either way, the next tutorial is now here!
It’s about the three basic lighting entities, I hope you enjoy.
Download the VMF: sf_tutorial_lightbasics
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Max introduction
I’m finally here. This is long overdue, and somewhat lacking its original purpose, but i’m finally writing the introduction. (After a few pushes from here and there, you know who you are.)
I’m supposed to “introduce” myself in a witty, interesting and thought provoking way. But i realized that it would be too much to ask from a person like myself so i’ll try to just write whatever the hell i can come up with.
In short, i’m a curious person, living the younger part of my life. I like most things and have a propensity to aquire an interest in any or most subjects. Especially if there’s women involved, something that i won’t admit. But alas, i digress.
I try to keep an open mind to most things, avoiding to judge others, and generally act nice around fellow people. I also kill kittens and hobos in places where nobody can see nor hear me, often using the afromentioned kitten to silently bash the lonely wanderer to death when he expects it the least.
Oh, yeah, i’m also a frequent user of sarcasm, making wierd jokes; whoring for attention. No, i’m not. But you get the picture. Or you don’t. Maybe. Right?
Among the three of us (The other two being Niraganda( Daniel Johansson ) and Silverfish( Lucas Orsvärn ) ) i consider myself being the one with the dominant technical interest. I spend alot of time developing software and i generally enjoy the game development scene even though that’s not where most of my time ends up.
Me and the guys have a few minor projects going on that might will turn up here if we and or i ever get around to finishing them, they are all mixed up in a great big haze right now but in the end; something will emerge.
I’m hoping this blog will work as a source of knowledge, debate and humor to whoever comes across it and that we aren’t being taken too seriously. This is the internet after all.
// MB-JD
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – Real and Fake Doors
Woot, another tutorial! In this one you learn how to make real and fake doors in the Source engine. If you give me feedback on it either on this site or on YouTube, you shall recieve one piece of newly baked cookie. You know, that kind with chocolate chips in them, so delicious…
Oh, right, blog post, sorry about that.
You can download the zipped .vmf file here: sf_tutorial_door
And here’s the video:
This time I decided to use the newer version of Hammer and will do that for all upcoming tutorials. It’s just got some slight differences but it’s basically the same, so don’t worry.
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HD Video: Hammer Tutorial – Rappelling Combine
I got a request to make a tutorial on a rappelling combine in the Source engine, so I decided to make it. This one is much better and more focused than my earlier tutorial, so please tell me what you think either in the comments below or on YouTube.
You can download the zipped .vmf file here: sf_tutorial_rappel