The Human Pond

Greetings, mortals.
Long time no see, a lot of things have happened since my last post, but I dont remember it all now, so maybe another time.

What i want to talk about now is a nice pastime we in the Pond have been busy with; using an online collaborative text editor to take turns changing a part of a text from a book one word at a time until the content was so utterly repulsive, your eyes would rot and fall out of your skull at first glance.

I would like to share this text with you, keep in mind though that there’s some very strong language below, so reader descretion is advised. The original text is a piece taken from the book Day of the Dragon by Richard A. Knaak.

It was created using the quite buggy beWeeVee, it is created using Silverlight by the way. We would have used EtherPad if Google would not have bought them and made everyone unable to add new pads just yesterday, is Google evil? :O

Original:

Without warning, Rhonin’s left hand suddenly reached out, catching Nullyn by surprise. The mage’s fingers closed around the goblin’s throat, squeezing hard despite Rhonin’s attempt to pull back. A voice not his own, but exceedingly familiar to the human, hissed,“I gave the command that no tricksss were to be played, no acts of treachery performed, worm.”

“M-mercy, grand and g-glorious m-master!” choked Nullyn. “Only a game! Only a g—” He managed no more, Rhonin’s grip having tightened more. Forcing his gaze down as much as he could, the helpless wizard saw the black stone in the medallion giving off a faint glow. Once more Deathwing had used it to seize control of his human “ally.” “Game?”murmured Rhonin’s lips.“You like games? I have a game for you to play, worm…”

Result:

Without warning, Rhonin’s left penis suddenly reached out, catching Nullyn by surprise. The mage’s anus closed around the goblin’s manly flesh, squeezing hard despite Rhonin’s attempt to f**k back. A penis not his own, but exceedingly familiar to the human’s, moaned, “I gave the command that no pornos were to be played, no acts of sodomy performed, muddabitch.”

“A-anal, grand and b-bling p-pimp!” choked Nullyn. “Only a quickie! Only a q—” He managed no more, Rhonin’s anus having tightened more. Forcing his penis down as much as he could, the gay wizard saw the black c**k in the a*s giving off a faint squirt. Once more the pimp had used it to seize control of his human “husband.” “anal?” spat Rhonin’s p***y-lips.“You like anal? I have a game for you to play, hoe…”

We had quite an entertaining evening, and I can recommend this activity to any and all bored night dwellers out there.

Until next time
Niraganda

The package arrived,i payed for it, i brought it home,i opened it, and inside were….the stuff.

if you are confused now you should read my previous entry about the upgrades to my gaming equipment i was going to purchase, just scroll down its down there somewhere. i have faith in you.

Now if you know what im talking about you know that i orderd a Razer Lachesis and a Razer goliathus mousepad, the reason of this upgrade is that my copperhead were getting a bit rusty. frequently zooming in and out of scopes when i press the right mouse button in fps games driving me INSANE. and the left button did not register the klick when you pressed it on special places, mostly the middle and the lovely klicksound has also evaporated making it very hard to notice if you actually klick or not.these might be minor annoyances for you but for me they are important.

I havent used the mouse enough to give a whole review so but il try my best. the mouse is a genuine Razer mouse,a company known for their gaming equipment quality and general awesomeness. the Lachesis features many nice features such as up to 4000 DPI, twice as much as my copperhead. a 3g precision laser, 32 kb onboard memory for profile storage,16-bit ultra-wide data path and much more. the mousepad is a controll edition and i chose it because the Lachesis with its 4000 dpi is the second fastest mouse on the market as of today, seconded by the wireless Razer Mamba, you might now ask why i did not buy the mamba instead. there are 2 reasons.

the first is the price,  the mamba is FUCKING EXPENCIVE and since i dont have a job (yet) i simply cannot afford it. the second reason is that it is a wireless mouse, i loathe wireless equipment. every time i see a wireless keyboard or mouse my soul roars with anger. but now you might say “Nira your an idiot the mamba is a hybrid mouse with a cord that you can connect” but then i say “shut up fool”  i am not forgetting anything and i would have bought the mamba and used the cord if i had the money,but i didnt, so il have to settle with the lachesis. not that im sad its an amazing mouse with the power of the drivers that come with it. and i actually installed them this time. i didnt bother with my copperhead untill i thought it might be smart but i had already lost the cd.

Now I did some research before i ordered the mouse and I was surprised of how many idiots there were that had bought the mouse, alot of people complained about the design of the mouse and it did not fit with their grip. i imminently noticed that they used the wrong grip….sadface/facepalm. The Lachesis is a claw grip mouse and nearly all reviewers used the normal palm grip. i noticed that i for some reason use the claw grip normally so i thought it was an appropriate mouse to buy. For more info on the grips check here.

I took some pictures with my LG viewty for your enjoyment. And yes i know im not a photographer genius. its a cellphone people, it cant get better.

So i celebrated my birthday yesterday, got moslty clothes as usual but also some good amount of money wich i will be purchasing a new mouse and a new mousepad.

and yes i looooove razer products and it saddends me to replace my copperhead, first becuase its an insainely good mouse, and second because its green and the lachesis is blue. but it has served me well and i shall mourne it. And to all you who say that razer suck SHALL BE STRICKEN DOWN BY MY WRATH!! at least in my head.

i will update more on theese purchases more when i get them and i might even add images taken with my ÜBER LEET HAXX phone. And now to other news, Alot of new stuff was shown during this years Blizzcon, some of the things being the new expantion for WoW called Cataclysm and the fourth class in Diablo III, the monk. Blizzard also showed the new improvements to the new battle.net and starcraft II. I wont go into more details into this because i just cant be asked, i dont feel for doing much anymore.

So untill next time

-Niraganda

I’m sorry for the lack of posts, but I’ve been very busy doing absolutely nothing. I’ve been up to nothing interesting and have had nothing to share. But nevertheless let me fill you in.

So i was at a mates house yesterday for a bbq, it was quite fun despite lack of people (you know who you are). we ended up playing Dota to the middle of the night, I came home around 3:30 in the morning.

Other things I’ve been up to are playing more games, some of them are fallout 3,  Turok, Prototype, Assassins creed and bioshock. So more reviews will come when I get around and finish them.

Since my wow account went out I’ve searched for a fun new mmorpg to play for some days to get my fix and I found one called Ether saga, if you’ve played flyff you will recognize it, i wont talk to much about it because i cant be asked to since its an mmo but a nice feature in it was that it was surprisingly easy, on a level/quest basis and with klick-on-map-to-go-there feature etc. it was sweet for the time I played it and you can find out more here Ether Saga .

Other new things are in the anime section, I’ve found a new and really nice sub group for my Naruto episodes. they are called Taka fansubs and did a fantastic job on the kakashi gaiden special episode a few weeks ago. My future downloads will be from them and yours should too. I also found a new anime from the old guys who subbed naruto called Element Hunters. Hers the short review:

its kinda like pokemon, but instead of catching the animals (did I mention that they are not cute like the actual pokemons?i think monster is more fitting) 3 teens beat the CRAP out of them with some kind of gun thingy and then collect an element it absorbed with a pokedex ripoff thing. its also kinda like megaman since they can use the elements they have to damage new ones.

Tbh this anime has allot of flaws for me, and as kind as I am I will list them, right here:

Bad voice acting, one character had a lisp, now I not saying that lisp is bad but it just takes some of the cinematic effect away. like trying to listen to an audobook read by someone who studders. and the main character guy just does not seem motivated enough. his voice sounds half assed done.

Its drawn weird, The trios limbs are just weird, they have long thin legs and arms. it kinda creeps me out .

Not enough body fluids, I’ve seen 4 episodes and so far no blood, it seems its made for someone between 11-16, but its just started and as I’m writing this post thers only 6 episodes out there, the rest future episodes will determine if I will continue to watch it (imho for now it does not look like it)

So there you have it folks, until next time

Niraganda